Greetings! It’s your old pal Murray, the most charming stuffed puppet this side of the Green Mountains, coming to you from glorious Rutland, Vermont—where it’s finally May and you can almost hear the tulips singing show tunes.
That’s right, it’s springtime in Vermont and not that fake “calendar spring” we get in March where it snows on your daffodils. I’m talking real, honest-to-goodness, the-grass-is-back-and-so-is-my-motivation May!
May in Vermont: When the Trees Flirt and the Allergies Attack
Oh, May. The month when Vermont finally thaws out, and suddenly everyone’s wearing shorts even though it’s still 52 degrees. The birds are chirping, the squirrels are getting frisky, and the pollen is flying like confetti at a hay fever parade.
I took one breath outside last week and sneezed so hard I dislocated a throw pillow.
But you know what makes it all worth it? Coming back inside, collapsing like a fainting goat, and landing squarely on a sumptuous mattress from VermontBedrooms.com. It’s like a hug from a cloud, but without the awkwardness or the condensation.
Goodbye Snow Boots, Hello Nap Boots
Spring cleaning? Not for me. I prefer spring napping, which, in May, is practically a sport. You open a window, let that fresh Vermont air in, and stretch out like a king (or a mildly stiff puppet) on one of our top-of-the-line mattresses. It’s the kind of rest that makes you forget your joints sound like popcorn.
If your current mattress is older than a maple tree and twice as lumpy, it’s time for a change. Lucky for you, the fine folks at VermontBedrooms.com have handpicked a lineup of beds so comfy, even your in-laws will stop complaining. (No guarantees, though. Some people are just professionally cranky.)
Murray’s May Mattress Must-Haves
- Supportive but soft, like your favorite kindergarten teacher.
- Cool and breathable, unlike my Uncle Lenny after chili night.
- Durable enough for mid-nap rollovers and late-night snack regrets.
Trust me, I’ve been testing these mattresses the only way I know how—by falling asleep on them mid-sentence. It’s research. SCIENCE.
Springtime in Rutland: Full Bloom and Fully Rested
You know it’s May in Rutland when your neighbors start mowing their lawns at 7 AM and your porch furniture comes out of hibernation. There’s a buzz in the air—part excitement, part black flies—and the whole town feels like it just woke up from a six-month nap. Probably because… well… it did.
And if you ask me, nothing helps you transition from winter hibernation to spring celebration like a brand-new mattress from VermontBedrooms.com. Go ahead, treat yourself to the kind of sleep that’ll make you dream you’re skipping through a meadow with Paul Newman and a baby goat.
Until next time, keep your daffodils upright and your pillows fluffed.
Lovingly stuffed and fully sprung,
~ Murray
P.S. If you think May is a good time to garden, wait until you try “planting yourself in bed”. Visit VermontBedrooms.com and let’s make this the most well-rested spring of your life.